Drummer Wanted - Garage Soul in Cincinnati, Ohio For Sale

Garage rock, not classic rock. Soul, not funk. Overdrive, not distortion. Originals, not covers. Four-string bass, not five. Magic Sam, not Stevie Ray Vaughan. Vinyl, not CD. Dark dives, not sports bars. Ike & Tina, not John Mayer. Tape, not Pro Tools. Reverb, not wah-wah. Jukebox, not MTV. Fender combos, not Marshall stacks. Swagger, not logos. Gritty, not polished. Downtown, not suburbs. Simple and solid, not overplayed and flashy. New York, not Los Angeles. Shouting, not rapping. Fedoras, not baseball caps. Stooges, not Blink-182.
Influences: The BellRays, X, James Jamerson, James Brown, The Stooges, Ike & Tina Turner, Crypt Records bands, Meters, Al Green, Doris Troy, Holly Golightly, Albert King, Black Keys, Syl Johnson, Doo-wop, Prince, Ronettes, Phil Spector, Ramones, Sly & The Family Stone, Black Flag, Dirtbombs, Tom Waits, Staples Singers, Naomi Shelton.