Cincinnati Needs Help and Help is Here in Cincinnati, Ohio For Sale

Cincinnati is in dire need of help. I have passed through this city plenty enough to know you have the talent to put out hit bands but, you look like the audience. Grunge is over. The tourists shirts are for Florida. You perform in the same jeans my plumber performs in; and he gets paid better.
Are ready to break the Cincy Cycle ( you're 18 to 25, got a great band with great songs, do some gigs, make a CD, break up and retire from Kroger at 64). Is that who you plan to be; if not, you better start doing the one thing NO-ONE in Cincy ever does. Dress to impress. Jimi, Janis, Sly, The Stones and The Beatles looked like stars when your papaw' first saw them in a club. They didn't wait until they were famous to dress like stars. Don't you.
You agree but you ain't got a grand for an outfit and don't know what to get or how to put it together if you did? You won't need a grand and the rest is what I do. I need a whole lotta' Cincinnati Rockers (male & female) to contact me ASAP. xxxx (your xxxx) is coming to an end and xxxx (your xxxx) is coming fast. Make Cincinnati stand above the rest like it hasn't done since the xxxx's. Think you can't afford it - wrong, you can. What you can't afford is to not do it. Otherwise, see ya' at that retirement party when yer 64.
Leave a meassage I will call you.